Road to Nowhere

Always in a rush. Just now got back to the Exodus, and it seems we're set to move out again. Fharlanghn, give me strength, but this seems like we're on a road to nowhere. (More)

Fuck Nature
And Other Happy Thoughts

Hey, everyone. How the hell are ya? Me, I'm doing alright, save for the fact that nature has designed certain plants specifically to make humans suffer. And for that, it will pay. Oh, yes, it will pay. Anyhow, just wanted to get a few thoughts out to the lot of you, while they're in my head. Headbones. I have many headbones (More)

Bloodlines: Part Three

Dopplegangers, harpies and puppy mutilation. These are the days of our lives.

How I've survived this long with this party I don't know. They're excellent together in battle, but, as soon as we reach any sort of civilization, everything falls apart. Between the Count escaping our capture (well, not our capture, as he technically escaped the king's prisons), the struggle with Ru's literal inner demons and Ru's particular penchant for decapitating puppies (Ru insists that the dog is fine, but, that's not the word around town), well... it's safe to say that I'm glad we're back on the road. (More)

Bloodlines: Part Two

Still trying to catch up to current events, so, I'll make this brief.

After resting a bit, and after I restored Thenar's strength (which had been drained away by the shadows), we moved back into the keep, to seek out the evidence that the Count needed. It was a harrowing experience, to say the least. An undead cleric who was praying to Ishmin, I believe, accosted us when we encountered him at his altar. He tried summoning something up to fight us, but, to no avail. I think Ishmin was pleased that we paid some respects to his shrine, and would not move against us. We took him down swiftly, as he was by himself, and then we moved on. (More)

Bloodlines: Part One

Daniel here. I'll make this brief, as I have a lot of catching up to do.

Nobles. They seem so content to simply sit in their homes, as if that is the end of their travels. You will not find many nobles in the church of Fharlanghn, as the road is often too harsh for them. They know nothing of adventure and the eternal pilgrimage. But I suppose that leaves the road clearer for those that want to take up the trip. (More)

The Ettin's Riddle
(Or, "The Trouble with Bards")

The party left the cave where they had fought Ferd, looking for Tindel. Tindel, apparently, high-tailed it back to town, baby in hands. The rest of the party gathered their things, and began to move back to the town themselves, a two-hour walk that none of them were looking forward to. But, the walk came and went and the party made it back to the town without issue. Of course, the town had issues of it's own.

Apparently, while they were gone, an ettin had been lured onto the town's bridge by some of the town guard, in order to try to get the ettin to fall into the water. However, all this resulted in is the bridge being smashed to pieces, as well as the aforementioned guards. The Exodus wasn't going anywhere without that bridge being taken care of, as they had planned to cross the river here. (More)